I Suck At Coming Up With Creative Names

I'm Rick. Let's be friends!
Obsessed with traffic cones and being random. That's pretty much it. :)
Jun 4 '12

So glad to be home.

It was a good trip to Kansas City, but rural Missouri is where I belong.

Jun 4 '12
nevver: Stop

nevver:

Stop

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Jun 3 '12
This store is literally the best. I want the chubby one!

This store is literally the best. I want the chubby one!

Jun 3 '12
Holy mother of pearl!

Holy mother of pearl!

Jun 2 '12

epicnessandconfidence:

Lolol I love Ellen .

(Source: barrowman-ilove)

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Jun 2 '12
illexplain: did-you-kno: Source Dolphins are fucking weird and I hate em.

illexplain:

did-you-kno:

Source

Dolphins are fucking weird and I hate em.

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Jun 2 '12

Your touch would feel really good right about now.

Maybe soon? :)

Jun 2 '12

I hope that my kids are this amazing..

(Source: riddlemetom)

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Jun 2 '12

You sit there and describe your ideal boyfriend.

And I’m just like,
“yoohoo! You just listed every single prominent trait that I have!”

Then I’m left to wonder if you have ever considered what could be…

Jun 1 '12

My replacement..?

Cool.